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church signs
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Action Church Software know that you are looking for ideas
to put on the church sign out front. After you've found
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Here are some ideas for a
church religious saying sign, church advertising sign,
church sign bumper sticker, church phrase sign
- Every time the devil
reminds you of your past, remind him of his
future.
- Everyone deserves your
forgiveness.
- Everyone wants to go
to heaven, but no one wants to die.
- Everyone wants to
harvest . . . but few want to plow.
- Everyone you meet
today is on heaven's most wanted list.
- Everything is
difficult before it's easy.
- Everything you always
wanted to know about heaven and hell.
- Evil men will
ultimately fail; Godly men will ultimately
prevail.
- Example is a language
anyone can read.
- Exercise daily . . .
walk with God.
- Expect great things
from God. Attempt great things for God.
- Exposure to the Son
may prevent burning.
- Extreme times demand
deep faith.
- Eye for an eye . . .
soon everyone's blind.
- Failure is only
failure when you say I quit.
- Failure isn't falling
down . . . it's staying down.
- Faith goes where eyes
can't see.
- Faith is a journey,
not a destination.
- Faith is a plant that
grows best in the winter.
- Faith is believing
what the unbeliever can't see.
- Faith is caught . . .
not taught.
- Faith is daring the
soul to go beyond what the eyes can see.
- Faith keeps the person
who keeps the faith.
- Faith sees things not
as they are, but as they will be.
- Faithfulness is God's
requirement fruitfulness is his reward.
- Fall seven times . . .
stand up eight.
- Father knows
best.
- Favorite ice cream
shop closed ? Try our Sundays.
- Fear him who is able
to destroy the body and the soul.
- Fear knocked. Faith
answered. No one was there.
- Feed your faith and
doubt will starve to death.
- Feed your faith and
your doubts will starve to death.
- Feeling far from God .
. . who moved?
- Fight truth decay . .
. study the bible daily.
- Fill a place . . . not
just a space.
- Final score:
Satan-zero / Jesus-won.
- Finding hell is easy.
It's at the end of a "Christ-less" life.
- Firefighters rescue,
only Jesus saves.
- Five minutes after you
die you'll know how you should have lived.
- Follow me.
God.
- For a Christian, this
life is as close as you will get to hell . . . but, for a
non-Christian, this life is as close to heaven as you
will get.
- For a healthy heart,
exercise your faith.
- For a peace that lasts
put God first.
- For all you do, his
blood's for you.
- For every burden you
bear, God lends a hand.
- For every decision,
you either suffer the consequences or reap the
rewards.
- For every negative
thing found in this world, there are 1,000 good things
found in God's love.
- For every sin the
devil has an excuse.
- For heaven's sake,
what on earth are you doing?
- For the road to
heaven, turn right and go straight.
- Forbidden fruit
creates many jams.
- Forgive your enemies .
. . nothing annoys them more.
- Forgiving is not
hurting you when you hurt me.
- Founded on the word .
. . focused on the world.
- Free trip to heaven.
Details inside.
- Freedom is by grace .
. . not by gambling.
- Friends don't let
friends go to hell.
- Friends multiply joy
and divide sorrow.
- Get a life. See John
3:16.
- Get down on your knees
and fight like a man.
- Get out of Word
Perfect and get into God's perfect word.
- Get rich quick. Count
your blessings.
- Getting greedy? Pray
without seizing.
- Getting out of a bad
rut requires getting into a good one.
- Give God what's right,
not what's left.
- Give Satan an inch and
he'll be a ruler.
- Give your burden to
the weightlifter from Calvary.
- Give your troubles to
God . . . he never slumbers nor sleeps
anyway.
- Giving is sowing and
God promises a harvest.
- Giving makes living
better.
- Goals are dreams with
a deadline.
- God allows our enemies
to exist so we can learn to love them.
- God answers knee
mail.
- God answers prayer . .
. not advice.
- God bless you and all
whom you love.
- God can do great
things through those who don't care who gets the
credit.
- God can use ordinary
instruments to produce a concert of praise.
- God can use troubles
to change hearts.
- God cares about our
cares because God cares about us.
- God does not promise a
comfortable journey, only a safe landing.
- God does not want a
part-time lover; he's looking for a bride.
- God does what few men
can do . . . forgets the sins of others.
- God doesn't call the
qualified; God qualifies the called.
- God doesn't call us to
be successful . . . only faithful.
- God doesn't have a
plan B.
- God doesn't make
mistakes, but God can correct ours.
- God doesn't send
people to hell; God just honors their choice.
- God doesn't want
shares of your life; God wants controlling
interest.
- God gave everyone
patience. Wise people use it.
- God gives and
forgives; men get and forget.
- God gives every bird
its food, but God does not throw it into its
nest.
- God gives special
grace for each trial we face.
- God grades on the
cross, not the curve.
- God has given us two
hands, one to receive with and the other to give
with.
- God has never lacked
the power to work through ordinary available
people.
- God help me to be the
kind of person my dog thinks I am.
- God intervenes in the
affairs of men by invitation only.
- God prefers fruit of
the spirit over religious nuts.
- God promised a safe
landing, not smooth sailing.
- God says don't wait
Satan says procrastinate.
- God so loved the world
that God did not send a committee.
- God supplies all our
needs one day at a time.
- God takes care of our
living when we take care of his business.
- God uses our down
times to build us up.
- God wants to do
through us, what God has done to us.
- God won't be looking
for your medals, degrees or diplomas; he'll be looking
for your scars.
- God won't bless a
God-less America.
- God works from the
inside out the world works from the outside
in.
- Godisnowhere (now read
it again).
- God's ability is not
limited by our inability.
- God's alphabet has
only four letters between I & U, l o v e.
- God's delays are not
God's denials.
- God's gifts are never
loans; they are deposits.
- God's gifts come
wrapped in persons.
- Gods having a family
reunion will you be there ?
- Gods invitation, come
. . . his command, go.
- God's last name is not
damn.
- God's love unlocks the
heart.
- Gods purpose is
greater than your problems.
- God's refueling
station (sign in front of church).
- God's resources are
equal to his requirements.
- God's truth is
protection from Satan's lies.
- God's work, done in
God's way, will never lack for God's
supplies.
- Going to church does
not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonalds
makes you a hamburger.
- Good children respect
their parents great children honor them too.
- Good old knee-ology is
as good as some theology.
- Good preparation for
tomorrow includes good use of today.
- Good things come to
the one who waits on himself.
- Got Jesus?
- Got Jesus? It'll be
hell without him.
- Got somebody who's
always getting your goat? Talk to the
shepherd.
- Got time for God?
Three services . . . no waiting.
- Grace is not an excuse
to sin, but it is the power not to.
- Grin. God loves you.
The rest of us will wonder what you've been up
to.
- Happiness without
reason is the ultimate freedom.
- Hate is not a family
value.
- Have no fear in
tomorrow . . . Jesus is already there.
- Have trouble sleeping?
We have sermons . . . come hear one.
- Have you read my #1
best seller? There will be a test. God.
- Have your tools ready
and God will supply the work.
- Having a sharp tongue
may cut your own throat.
- Having part time
religion is like having part time work; it won't support
you.
- Having trouble finding
the perfect gift? God is here.
- Having truth decay?
Brush up on your bible.
- He who angers you,
controls you.
- He who has tact . . .
has less to retract.
- He who is content with
little, possesses much.
- He who is good at
making excuses is seldom good for anything
else.
- He who kneels before
God can stand before anyone.
- He who laughs,
lasts.
- He who loses money,
loses much; he who loses a friend, loses more; he who
loses faith, loses all.
- He who sows sparingly
will reap sparingly.
- He who throws dirt
loses ground.
- Heavenly forecast:
Jesus will reign forever.
- Heavenly forecast:
reign forever.
- Hell will never have
an energy crisis.
- Hello God. Today I
will be your waiter. How can I be of service?
- Help is just a prayer
away.
- Helping others is the
best way to help yourself.
- Hem your day with
prayer and it will be less apt to ravel at the
edges.
- Here are some funny
church signs:
- His name is not The
Man Upstairs; his name is Jesus.
- His pain is your
gain.
- Holding a grudge is
letting someone live rent free in your head.
- Holiness is a sign of
true repentance.
- Holiness is not the
way to Jesus; Jesus is the way to holiness.
- Home improvement: take
your family to church.
- Honesty is not only
the best policy; it is the will of God.
- Hope is putting faith
to work, but doubt would make it easier.
- How do you make a good
day better? Make it a Godly day.
- How to build a church;
some assembly required.
- How will you spend
eternity . . . smoking or non-smoking?
- How would the gospel
grow if only you were to spread it?
- How would you feel if
we celebrated your birthday without you?
- I am the Christian
Satan warned you about.
- I asked Jesus, how
much do you love me and he stretched his arms
wide.
- I have a friend in
high places.
- I love you and you and
you and you and . . . God.
- I love you, I love
you, I love you.
- I pray only on days
that end in "y."
- I pray to pass
tomorrow's test.
- I was going to waste,
but Jesus recycled me.
- I would rather walk
with God in the dark than go alone in the
light.
- If at first you don't
succeed, read the instructions (bible).
- If God had a
refrigerator your picture would be on it.
- If God is for us, tell
me, who can be against us?
- If God is your
copilot, switch seats.
- If God never gives up
on people, neither should we.
- If God seems far away
. . . who moved?
- If it is to be . . .
it's up to me.
- If someone really has
you burned up, remember God has experience with this sort
of thing.
- If someone says
something untrue about you, you must live life so that no
one will believe it.
- If the grass is
greener on the other side, fertilize yours.
- If you are lost, stop
here, we will show you the way.
- If you can't be an
onward Christian soldier, at least don't pass the
ammunition to the enemy.
- If you can't forgive
yourself, you're saying Christ didn't do
enough.
- If you can't have what
you like, like what you have.
- If you can't sleep,
don't count sheep. Talk to the shepherd.
- If you can't stand the
heat . . . better make plans to avoid it.
- If you cheat on the
test, don't thank God for the A.
- If you did have
everything . . . would you share it?
- If you don't avoid the
bait . . . you'll end up on the hook.
- If you don't find your
God . . . given purpose, Satan will supply one for
you.
- If you don't have
anything to pray about, thank God you don't.
- If you don't know
Jesus you're in for one hell of a time.
- If you don't know
where you're going . . . you will probably end up where
you don't want to be.
- If you don't like the
devil's fruit, stay out of his orchard.
- If you don't like the
way you were born, try being born again.
- If you don't plan for
the future . . . you might not like what you
get.
- If you don't remember
him all day . . . don't ask him to remember you at
night.
- If you don't think
everyday is a good day try missing one.
- If you fail to prepare
be prepared to fail.
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